What follows is what happens when a non-desi comes to Mumbai to have a good time... :-)
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With a heart full of adventure
and poor Aniruddh indentured,
Anthony gets on the plane (late),
Straight for the land of India Gate.
Fare ticking on the 3-wheel rickshaw
(T'is better than the rodeo, hee-haw!),
"Shit, I think I'm gonna get killed
If the company doesn't get billed."
He figures the source of his troubles
You know its those tiny gas bubbles,
"Alka-seltzer, Roll-aids and Tums
Nothing helps like Old Monk Rum."
And after all that pub-hopping
Ant decides to go out shopping,
"5$ a shirt, that's quite cheap
I think I'll take back a whole heap."
Now he's back home with Michelle
All her side-walk snow to dispel,
"Enough with playing the Bard
Get back to working real hard."
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